Mummy the gangster

Who am I talking about here? Who's the gangster?

My mum.

Somewhere around July, my sister needed to go to Pahang and she asked me if I could go with her. My mum was bored at home that day she wanted to come with us.

I took a half day off from work and drove my sister there. It's a long journey, plus we both kinda tired from work that day so we take turns driving. During the long hour drive, we talked about so many things, we sang along with the radio, we tried calling the radio station for this one contest but never get it thru then we give up, we listened to my sister telling us about this insane guy at her workplace, we laughed at my sister telling us how terrified she got every time she sees the guy (sorry sis. haha), it was fun, untill ........ both of them fell asleep.

-_____-

Left me all alone driving back home. Thanks.

While I was driving back, there was this car tailgating my car. It was so close, I thought they were rushing so I switch to the left lane to give way to them.

When they passed by me, they slowed down their car,  low their windows and there, was a bunch of guys winking and whistling at me. They were like "Wuhuuu awekk!". And the other one was like "Haiii awakk bukak la tingkapp!"

I couldn't stand, but had to do something. Suck it, jerks! After they got the middle finger they asked for, the driver speed up while their friends at the back still shouting with their heads out of the windows.

Bunch of idiots!

All is right with the world again. I was driving peacefully, my sister and my mum still sound asleep didn't hear a thing what just happened. 

Not long later, there was another car, slowed down beside me, looked at me, grinned like a baboon. This car, the driver is all alone in the car. Anyway, noticing that I didn't give a rat ass about him, he speed up and moved his car in front of me. He was blocking my way, so I shift to the right lane. Now he moved his car to the right lane in front of me. I was so pissed, then I moved my car back to the left lane. And, as you too know what a jerk this guy is, he again shift his car to the left lane in front of me blocking my way.

It was crazy dangerous! Thank God there was not much car on the road. I gave up trying to get rid of this jerk so I just drove slowly behind him. I finally lost him when he had to go straight while I took the left gate to go towards KL.

Fuhhh. Relieved.

My mum heard me this time so she woke up and asked me what happened. I told my mum what happened with the 1st car, bla bla bla, then the 2nd car, bla bla bla. My mum was so mad and she was all like 

"How dare them kacau my daughter! Dia dalam kereta tengah bawak kereta berani la. Cuba datang sini bla bla bla"

Yeah Mum. -_____-  That would have been nice 30mins ago if you ACTUALLY say that to them

I came back focusing on the road, my sister is still snoring, my mum is just wandering outside totally minding her own business. Then suddenly....came another car with a bunch of guys in the car acting like monkeys just got out of a zoo

You have gotta be kidding me! Again ?! I said to my mum "Umii, this is like a 3rd car for the past hour!"

My mum who was leaning at the back seat, suddenly get up and said "Its okay I got this"

Hahahahahaha. I was like, "Okayy go Umi go! Give it to them"

My mum even asked me to keep the speed consistent she wanted to see their faces. When I did, my mum right away turn her face to them and give them a don't-you-dare-disturb-my-daughter-or-else-i-will-cut-you-into-pieces kind of look.

I could hear them went "Mak dia la weyy! Bawak laju bawak lajuu"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It was so funny! The guys reaction when they saw my mum. Hahahaha! My sister woke up and I told her what happened, we couldn't stop laughing the whole way back.

If you are wondering, my mum might as well looked like this to them at that time

Moms, right? Haha

I might as well practise this look starting now, just so, you know, I can scare off the guys my kids bring home. Hehe