Just for laugh

ATTENTION READER!!
THIS POST IS STRICTLY FOR WOMEN. IF YOU ARE A MEN AND READING THIS, DO NOT PROCEED.

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Computer

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine - La casa.

"Pencil", however is masculine - El lapiz.

A student asked, "What gender is computer?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (La computadora) because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is comprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes, are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval, and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however concluded that computers should be masculine (El computador) because:

1. In order to anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem, and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 5am". He put the paper where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5am. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day ... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men"

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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Husband & Wife

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led them to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relative of yours?"

"Yep", the wife replied, "in laws".

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TO MEN WHO SUCCEEDED TO READ TILL HERE, "TOLD YA!"

P/s: Hope this makes you smile :) Happy Tuesday!