Friday, 5 July 2013

The sexy red shorts

Have you guys watched the superman movie, Man of Steel yet? I have. I went with my boyfriend, Nash couple of weeks ago, he wanted to watch it so bad. I have never really followed these kind of superheroes character, so excuse my bimboness.

Nash : Baby let's watch the Man of Steel movie
Me : Ohh the fighting robot movie! I like that movie. They already come out with 2nd movie? How come I didn't hear?

See how confident I am? Isn't it good to be confident? Of course! Except that I was wrong -___-

Nash: I think you meant Real Steel -____-
Me: Eh. Ya thats the title of the movie!


See guys, the titles are the same. So it wasn't entirely my fault. Muahahaha! 

Okay seriously, is that Superman even cool anymore? Comic, yes. But movie, who would wanna watch? And then I get a stare like this ...


Of course it is still cool! How can I even ask if it is still cool? * Fuhh! you dont wanna get this stare, girls. Creepy. Just creepy.

So yeah, off we went for the movie. Ask me how was the movie? "It was nice." 

Ask me again how was the movie? "Seriously guys, it was okay. Go watch it."

Alright alright, ask me again how the movie REALLY was? "Okay I personally think it was kinda weird and funny actually.

*Awkward silence

What??! It was funny and weird! Dont you think?! Okay, remember the part where the real father asked him to test his power to know how strong he is? Well, he took him only 2 easy attempts to fly high! Two! Only TWO! That scene was kinda emotional and stuff, so they should build it up a lil more! You know, put more effort to it.

Oh oh, the most funniest part! Remember when the real father asked him to embrace himself for what he is? The Father got the suit for him! The father, prepared  and gave him the suit! Just like that. JUST LIKE THAT. It was like "Hey son, you should be a superhero. Here is your suit" It shouldn't be like this!

It would be more exciting if he found the suit himself. Hidden in the ship, inside a vault made of glass. Unbreakable glass. He doesn't know how to open the vault. He looks everywhere for the key. Then later he found out, he was the key to the vault. His voice or something. Like voice recognition.
...........
Okay one too far. But it should be something like that!

Don't you guys think so? I heard someone say yes? High Five!

Oh ohh! I am missing the main point! Here you go..!!


Which one do you like better? Vote now! HAHAHAHAHA!!

The one on the left has the sexy red shorts, the other doesn't. Because apparently, in 2013 we just cant take the red shorts seriously anymore .. well, according to Zack Synder. Let's just say that while we probably won't miss them, we also wouldn't have minded if they had been there. Just for, you know, the sake of tradition.

I know you guys agree with me :)


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