pre-marriage course

I went to a pre-marriage course with Nash and a bunch of friends, last weekend. Not that I'm getting married anytime soon, don't get your own cue here! It's simply because JAKIM is coming out with a new 5-day course instead of 2-day. They will also have an exam by the end of the course. You MUST pass the exam to get the marriage certificate. We even heard rumors about Qiamullail they plan to include into the syllabus. So we thought, we could save ourselves the trouble. Take the course now before they start the new syllabus. Hehe. We don't have 5 days Annual Leave okay. Anyway, the certificate is a lifetime. So I'm safe!

Men and women seating are separated. So the whole time every once in awhile during the course, I text Nash joking with him...

" Are you listening? Husband's responsibilities. Be nice to your wife. You hear that? "

" A happy wife, a happy marriage. You hear that? "

" Housework are supposedly the husband's job. But women are created with a soft heart that we willingly to help the men with the job. You hear that? Alright alright, we'll divide the work "

After few messages, he'd give me a stare from his seat every time he feels his phone vibrates, knowing the message was from me. Hahahaha! The next talk, was about a wife's responsibilities. Nash squinted his eyes, raised his left eyebrow and gave me an evil look. Payback time. Oh, crap!

The speaker was a guy, so he made a lot of jokes of us women, urghhh, and went far far farrrr away from what supposedly to be women's responsibilities to just pointing us women being a women. Sheesh!

Ask women what they wear last week, they'll tell. Ask the guy what they wear yesterday, they'll get headache trying to recall. What's to recall anyway, they have only 3 shirts hanging in their closet. Unlike women. 

" You hear that? That's you. "

Ish.

Women talks 3 times more than men. A word of advice, don't ask them how was their day. Oh well, they'll tell you anyway. 

" That's soooo you. You hear that? "

Fine. You can stop now.

Women buy 10 same handbags with different colors to go with their clothes. Yellow pants, yellow tops, yellow skarf, yellow handbag. Blue pants, blue tops, blue skarf, blue handbag. 

" Ahem. You hear that? "

I'm starting to regret texting him.

Once women become a wife. Husband is the utmost important in your priority list. Your parent comes second then. If your husband doesn't allow you to go out, you can't go out. 

" YOU HEAR THAT, BABY ?! "

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Gulp! Now which girl says marriage is so much fun?