Yin & Yang

I was talking to Nash on the phone the other night. He just finished work and was heading home. He got pretty busy at work (like always) he hasn't had dinner. He put me on hold for awhile wanted to call his mother to pack dinner for him as well ; he was already too tired to eat outside.

Me : So your mum will pack food for you too?

Nash : No,she cook today.

Me : Ohh wow she's so rajin today.

*PAUSE* 

Nash's mother is a working women. I'm not saying she doesn't cook, she does. She cooks all the time during the weekends, only during the weekdays Nash will just pack food for him and his younger brother (the 2 sons in the family). His mother is tired from work too and Nash doesn't wanna bother his mum to cook and all. It has always been like that since school and he is already used to it. *ahem* Lucky wife doesn't have to cook for this one *ahem* Plus, his mother doesn't usually eat at night; if she has to cook it will only be for the 2 sons. Easier to just pack food from outside right? *cough* kiss ass much *cough*

*UNPAUSE*

Nash : Yeap. Just an easy meal.

Me : Ohh, what did she cook for tonight?

Nash : Not sure, but there is ikan masin. *sounding a little jumpy*

Me : Eh I didn't know you eat ikan masin.

Nash : Why not? It tastes good.

Me : You know, we have nothing in common. You don't like what I like. I don't like what you like.

Nash : That's not true! We have A LOT in common.

Me : Like what?

*Silence* thinking.... still thinking.... 30 seconds passed .... 1 minute passed..

Me : See you can't think of anything. I can list down 50 things we DON'T have in common.

Nash : Oh yeah like what?

Me : There is one right there. I don't like ikan masin.

Nash : Fine, what else?

Me : I like beef. You don't like beef.

Nash : I NEVER said I don't like beef! I do eat, but I just prefer chicken. Easier to chew. Doesn't count. What else you got?

Me : I eat green vege. You don't.

Nash : Hahahaha what are you talking about? I'm the one who eats vege. You don't. AT ALL.

*PAUSE*

Okay it's true. I don't eat vege. I was just trying to make my point. The only vege that I can accept going through my throat is spinach or something that looks like it. Whatever the name is. Green vegetables with leaves. Nash eats all kind of vegetables accept those with leaves. There! Opposite of me! That's the point I wanted to make.

*UNPAUSE*

Me : Green vegetables with leaves. You don't eat that.

Nash : Oh yeah like you do -___- You never eat them.

Me : I do. Once a while.

Nash : Thats a joke, right?

Me : Yeah whatever.

Nash : Hey so what if we have nothing in common? You know what they say, opposite attracts!

Me : Oh yeah! Like magnets. Positive and negative poles! *with excitement*

Nash : Yes! And I'm the positive one.

Me : NOOOOO! I'm the positive one!

Nash : No I am!

Me : You are so the negative pole okayyy! I AM THE POSITIVE ONE!

Nash : Okay okay, not magnets. What about Yin & Yang? We can be Yin & Yang.

Me : Yesss, Yin & Yang. We complete each other. *feeling happy*

Nash : But of course, I'm the white one...

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I give up...